Throughout the day I read and viewed a lot about President-elect Biden’s win and the petulant reaction of “You’re Fired” soon to be ex-President.
Bill Maher’s monologue nailed it better than anyone.
Daily Beast 11.7.2020
The âReal Timeâ host really gave it to his Twitter nemesis Friday night, calling him a âtwo-ton whiny little bitchâ whose father never loved him.
Then, the comic addressed Trumpâs deluge of dangerous, fact-free protestations over the results, with the president baselessly alleging that mail-in ballots for some reason shouldnât be counted in the final tallyâeven though a good number of these ballots come from military service members, the elderly, or the infirm.
âUntil all the ballots are counted, President Trump is telling everyone to stay calm, and classy, and respect the process. Of course heâs not! Heâs throwing a tantrum like the two-ton whiny little bitch he is,â cracked Maher. âHe doesnât like that for the first time heâs on the other end of an eviction notice.â

Then, Maher took a little victory lapâas is his wontâsince the satirist has been the most vocal proponent of the theory that Trump will not leave the White House even if he loses. According to a report in Vanity Fair, âTrump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming.â (Granted, this is likely just classic Trump posturing.)
âOf course heâs saying itâs a âfraud,â and a âhoax,â and heâs âsuing.â Heâs been telling us heâs gonna do that for a yearâIâve been telling you for three!â boasted Maher. âAnd yet, the media is perpetually shocked by this. Theyâre like the announcer at the wrestling match: âOh my god, heâs gonna hit him with the folding chair!ââ
The HBO host argued that there is no way Trump will go quietly, comparing the end of his Oval Office reign to âthe end of Scarface.â
âConcede? Iâll be surprised if he comes out the bathroom,â cracked Maher.

As a final Fuck you to his Twitter nemesis, Maher nodded to the time Trump sued him for $5 million over a joke about his mother having sex with an orangutan:
âBut look, letâs be gracious in victory. I just want to say Mr. Trump, if youâre watching, as you do sometimes accidentally, you may have lost the election but thereâs one thing that you will always have, and thatâs the knowledge that your father never loved you and your mother had sex with an ape.â



















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