Excerpted Sex News of the Day Compliments of that British publication, The Guardian. 3.5.2019
Are you turned on when you look in the mirror, and enjoy nothing more than a steamy night at home alone? You could be an autosexual
Name: Autosexuality.
Age: Exactly as old as I am.
Appearance: Beautiful, fun, charming, attractive, sexy. Like me.
If you don’t mind me saying so, you seem pretty pleased with yourself. Yes, I am, thanks.
It’s like you think you’re all that. I certainly do.
Wow. You’re really quite full of yourself, aren’t you? I wish.
Look, I’m trying to insult you. Will you please just act wounded? No can do. I’m too happy.
With whom? With me.
