Let them eat cake night. SF Ballet opening attracts glamorous crowd to City Hall

The homeless are camped out nearby. The streets are one big construction project. The cost of living in San Francisco is sky high. 

Nonetheless, there’s still time for the Swells to party on down.

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San Francisco Chronicle 1.16.2020

The San Francisco Ballet sought to leave the crowd “Spellbound” on Thursday, Jan. 16, during the dance company’s opening gala at San Francisco City Hall and the War Memorial Opera House.

This year marks artistic director Helgi Tomasson’s record-breaking 35th season with S.F. Ballet and the first season for executive director Kelly Tweeddale.

More than 3,000 guests are attending the performance, including gala chair Patricia Dale Roberts, dinner chair Freddi Wilkinson and actor Tony Hale, who is appearing in ACT’s “Wakey, Wakey.”

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Stories and other coverage by The Chronicle’s Datebook team can be found on datebook.sfchronicle.com.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/performance/article/SF-Ballet-s-opening-gala-attracts-big-crowd-to-14982311.php#photo-18893022

 

The Chron’s bizarre (but predictable) attack on Chesa Boudin

Political operative and POA water carrier aka consultant Nathan Ballard is the San Francisco Chronicle’s voice of choice to trot out the official line in attacking DA Chesa Boudin’s staffing decisions.

The following piece by Tim Redmond lays out in grim detail the strategy being employed by the corporate daily news organ.

To wit: Undermine DA Boudin on a daily basis.

Chronicle Beat reporter Evan Sernoffsky is a good writer, smart, diligent and hard working.  But, there is only so much Evan can do in spinning the story which ultimately appears in the paper.

48 Hills – Tim Redmond 1.15.2020

A former POA consultant is the only source for a ridiculous headline and a story that makes an ordinary political transition look like a scandal. Why?

To read the San Francisco Chronicle headlines, a rather routine decision by the new district attorney to bring his own staff to leadership positions was a massive scandal, something on the order of Watergate:

SF District Attorney Chesa Boudin hires 4 attorneys after ‘Friday Night Massacre’

The story refers to a “controversial purge,” which in fact amounted to a perfectly predictable series of modest personnel moves. Boudin, who was elected on a promise of profoundly changing the criminal justice system in San Francisco, replaced exactly seven members of a staff of close to 200.

He wants his own leadership team. That’s entirely normal for a new elected official who ran on a platform of change. He personally met with each of the seven. They are at-will employees who can be replaced at any time by the elected DA.

Every one of them will have a new job within a week, if they are in the market.

There really is no “controversial purge” here. In fact, hardly anyone in local politics thinks there’s a bit of “controversy” involved, much less a scandalous “massacre.”

KQED had a bit more perspective:

It’s not unusual for a newly elected district attorney to restructure the management team, said Lara Bazelon, a law professor at the University of San Francisco. The attorneys are at-will employees, which means they can be fired without reason.

Bazelon was a member of Boudin’s policy team during his campaign.

“It’s common to fire people who are in management at the top level who are not going to be enthusiastic about the new agenda,” Bazelon explained.

Bazelon gave the example of Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner, another progressive prosecutor who campaigned on criminal justice reform. Krasner fired 31 members of his staff in 2018, three days after he was sworn in.

So where did the term “Friday Night Massacre” and the idea of “controversy” come from? Exactly one source: Nathan Ballard, who was described as a consultant to the Municipal Attorneys Association.

Nathan Ballard, a political strategist hired by the San Francisco Municipal Attorneys Association, said Boudin’s decision to fire the veteran attorneys was “unfair and it should be reversed.”

“This ‘Friday Night Massacre’ occurred after Boudin had given his word to his staff that there would be no group terminations, even going so far as to specifically name one of the employees who was eventually fired,” Ballard said in a statement. “Regrettably, Boudin’s first act in office was to break that promise.”

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Boudin did not promise that there would be no terminations. I saw him meet the press the day of his inauguration, and he said, very clearly, that there were likely to be some personnel changes.

But the Chron editors took Ballard’s claim as a fact, and used his term in a headline.

How much credibility does this single source have? Let’s take a look.

Nathan Ballard is a former consultant for the San Francisco Police Officers Association who was hired to counter efforts at police reform. The head of the Municipal Attorneys Association is Sean Connolly, who is a former lawyer for the POA.

The POA spent more than $700,000 trying to defeat Boudin.

And it turns out that the attorneys union – which represents lawyers in the Public Defender’s Office and the City Attorney’s Office as well as the DA’s Office – isn’t entirely happy with Ballard’s attack on Boudin.

After the original Chron story, the union released a statement saying that Ballard didn’t at that point speak for it, and reporter Evan Sernoffsky updated his story:

Some members of the leadership in the attorneys union on Monday questioned Ballard’s hiring and told him to stop sending statements regarding Boudin until the executive board can discuss the issue.

He also put out on Twitter the statement from the Municipal Attorneys Association, which demanded that Ballard stop saying he represents that group.

So: A former POA consultant who may or may not have the right to speak for a union, working for a former POA lawyer, is the only source the Chron can find to attack the new DA for doing what any reform-oriented elected official would do.

Here’s John Crew, a longtime police accountability lawyer and activist, on Facebook:

The reality is that after any change election resulting in significant new directions for a top prosecutor’s office — at the federal, state or local level — the new office holder will always bring in their own team to better implement and reflect the new priorities and programs. ALWAYS. That means some of the old guard will be let go to make room for the new team.

So why are members of SF’s law enforcement establishment — the old guard — squealing so loudly (if anonymously) in outrage when newly-installed DA Chesa Boudin predictably does the exact same thing? Because they want to undercut his agenda. Because he represents the most serious local challenge to their vision of how to best achieve greater public safety in their professional lifetimes.

Crew remembers when the POA brought in Ballard:

With much fanfare, the SFPOA hired Nathan Ballard to launch what was widely called a “counterattack” on the drives for reform and on what the Chronicle described then as “other perceived enemies of the (police) union.”

These are the people and organizations who will seemingly stop at NOTHING to prevent San Franciscans from getting the type and degree of criminal justice reform we voted for when we elected Boudin DA. They have their motivations. And, they DEFINITELY have their long track records which, by all rights, should leave journalists at least skeptical of their claims.

This is just the start. The mainstream news media is going to do everything possible, it appears, to undermine the person the voters chose to change the culture of the DA’s Office and to shift the way San Francisco addresses criminal justice.

Oh, and Nathan Ballard, who has worked for Gavin Newsom and was close to Ed Lee, thinks this whole thing — a media attack on the city’s new progressive DA — is a joke. Just in case any reporters were still wondering about his credibility.

https://48hills.org/2020/01/the-chrons-bizarre-attack-on-chesa-boudin/

Academy Awards goes white while Spike Lee will chair Cannes Film Festival jury

The French are upstaging America.

The American Academy Awards pay lip service to diversity. Sadly this years list of nominees is sadly lacking in people of color. And, it’s an all male list for best director.

You would think that with the ongoing Henry Weinstein scandal Hollywood would shake its foundation, root out the old regime and bring in the Class of Diversity.  Nope.

Deutsche Welle 1.14.2020

Spike Lee has been named president of the jury for the 2020 Cannes Film Festival, making him the first black director to lead the panel. This comes amid criticism that film competitions and awards lack diversity.

Cannes Film Festival directors are aiming to “shake things up” with the choice of US filmmaker Spike Lee as jury head. Lee said he was “honored to be the first person of the African diaspora” selected for the position.

“When I got the call … I was shocked, happy, surprised and proud all at the same time,” Lee said in a statement, adding that the Cannes festival had “changed the trajectory of who I became in world cinema.”

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Read more: When rap and film meet to spark a revolution

Festival organizer Thierry Fremaux stressed that the naming of the first black president of the Cannes jury was not a political move, but instead, “a message of universality.”

In an interview with France’s RTL radio Tuesday, Fremaux noted the diverse nationalities of jury members and directors whose films are shown at Cannes.

An array of Spike Lee’s films have been screened at Cannes, with his BlacKkKlansman garnering a major prize at Cannes last year. The 62-year-old filmmaker succeeds Mexican director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu as head of the panel that will award the 73rd Palme d’Or prize.

Countering criticism on lack of diversity

The announcement comes amid criticism of the lack of diversity among global film competitions. Cannes and its rival Venice, for instance, have gotten flack for the lack of female directors in their main competitions, even as they have selected gender-balanced juries.

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Denzel Washington with Spike Lee – Mo Better Blues (1990)

French actress Isabelle Adjani, whose father was Algerian, was the first person of African descent to lead the Cannes jury in 1997. In addition, only one Asian, Hong Kong director Wong Kar-wai, has ever presided over the French festival’s jury in its over 70-year history.

The debate on diversity in the film industry has also been making recent headlines through the nominations for the Oscars and the British Academy Film Awards, which included exceptionally few or no women and minorities in their top categories.

https://www.dw.com/en/us-director-spike-lee-to-head-cannes-film-festival-jury/a-51994923

San Francisco City Hall shills turning historic park into a carnival show

January 13, 2020

Shill Definition. An accomplice of a hawker, gambler, or swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others.

SAN FRANCISCO HAS BEEN SOLD ANOTHER BILL OF GOODS BY AN OUT OF TOWN HAWKER IN THE GUISE OF COMMEMORATING OUR HISTORY.

GREED..GREED…GREED….JUST ANOTHER INANE CLUELESS ENVIRONMENT DESTROYING EXTRAVAGANZA BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CORPORATE SERVANTS AT CITY HALL

January 13, 2020

SF OCEAN EDGE HAS PUT OUT THIS CALL TO ACTION.

New bright, artificial lighting proposed for Golden Gate Park:

A 140 ft., lighted ferris wheel, 19 new spotlights on top of the Bandshell –

Write letters and attend a hearing on 1/15/20 to protest this project!

This proposal has already been approved at the Recreation and Park Commission.  But, because the Music Concourse is a City landmark, this project requires a Certificate of Appropriateness (COA).  There will be a hearing on the COA on January 15th, at 12:30 p.m. at the Historic Preservation Commission (HPC), City Hall, Room 400.  Please attend and support our wildlife and parkland – as parkland!

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You can also write to the HPC to register your concern.  Please copy us on your letters.

Send copies to – sfoceanedge@earthlink.net

The Recreation and Park Department is planning to install a 140 foot high ferris wheel in the Music Concourse for the 150th Golden Gate Park Anniversary celebration.  The ferris wheel will have glass booths and be lighted with LED lights every evening until 10:00 p.m. for up to one year.  After 10:00 p.m., the ferris wheel will be lighted with bright LED security lights.  In addition, RPD plans to flood the Bandshell with new lighting and to place 19 spotlights on the roof of the Bandshell, pointing up to the sky.

  GGP is primarily a landscape park, not an amusement park or a carnival.  In the Golden Gate Park Master Plan, the Department of Recreation and Park’s own planning guide, lighting is intended to be limited in Golden Gate Park overall and in the Music Concourse specifically. In fact, neither the Bandshell nor the area where the ferris wheel will be placed are designated as areas to be lighted in this City document.

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An observation wheel is not listed as a historic feature of the Music Concourse in any of the historic preservation documents. The cumulative impacts of a lighted observation wheel and spotlights on the Bandshell are being ignored by this proposal.

Much of this will take place during the migration and nesting seasons. Habitat in Golden Gate Park is already stressed with the over 13 million visitors that enter the Park every year.  Placing rotating glass in a park with bright lights and nearby spotlights is a recipe for disaster for birds.  Lighting the Park beyond and above what is there now (including new lights at the tennis courts and the light show at the Conservatory of Flowers) deprives all wildlife of the darkness it needs to survive and to thrive.

Environmental groups have weighed in with letters of concern about this project and its impact on wildlife in Golden Gate Park, including the Sierra Club, RaptorsAreTheSolution, and Coyote Yips.

Aaron Jon Hyland, AIA, NCARB

President, SEAT 1 Historic Architect

aaron.hyland.hpc@gmail.com

Diane Matsuda

Vice-President, SEAT 7 At Large

dianematsuda@hotmail.com

415.693.1321

Kate Black

Commissioner, SEAT 6 Real Estate Professional

kate.black@sfgov.org

415.575.9121

Chris Foley

Commissioner, SEAT 5, Preservation Professional

chris.foley@sfgov.org

415.558.6309

Richard S.E. Johns

Commissioner, SEAT 4 Historian

RSEJohns@yahoo.com

415.640.3240

Jonathan Pearlman

Commissioner, SEAT 3 Architectural Historian

jonathan.pearlman.hpc@gmail.com

Lydia So

Commissioner, SEAT 2, Historic Architect

lydia.so@sfgov.org

Taylor, Michelle (CPC)

Senior Preservation Planner

michelle.taylor@sfgov.org

Jonas P. Ionin

Commission Secretary

jonas.ionin@sfgov.org

 

 

 

 

Seahawks season ends with a crash landing in frigid Wisconsin.

Pete Carroll, Seahawks coach, looks skyward for guidance as his flock ends the season with a crash landing.

A championship game between San Francisco and Seattle would have been nail biting time. Instead the 49ers will meet Green Bay.  A team they demolished 37-8 last November at Levi’s Stadium.

The Seattle stormed back from a 28-7 deficit but couldn’t get over the hump.

Now the 49ers will meet the Packers for a Super Bowl ticket next Sunday

Seattle Post Intelligencer 1.12.2020

GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) — The Seattle Seahawks were routinely Super Bowl contenders just a few years ago thanks in large part to their dominant defense.

That’s no longer the case.

Seattle’s defense bent and then broke Sunday, surrendering 344 total yards and committing costly penalties in a season-ending 28-23 loss to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC divisional round. It was yet another rough outing for a defensive unit that struggled to stop anyone all season.

Seattle has now lost nine straight at Lambeau Field and is 1-9 all-time in the Packers’ home stadium.

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Aaron Rodgers celebrates in frigid Green Bay

The pieces that led the Seahawks to back-to-back Super Bowl appearances in 2014 and 2015 are mostly gone. Richard Sherman is with the 49ers, Earl Thomas is a member of the Ravens and Kam Chancellor is retired. Malcolm Smith, who was the Super Bowl MVP for the Seahawks in 2014, and Michael Bennett are both in Dallas.

K.J. Wright and Bobby Wagner are still there. Wagner’s 136 postseason tackles are the most in the NFL since 2012. Wagner led the league with 159 tackles this regular season. But Wagner and the Seattle defense haven’t been the same without a shutdown secondary.

Davante Adams did whatever he wanted Sunday, torching the Seattle defense for a franchise playoff-record 160 yards and two touchdowns on eight catches. Aaron Jones added two scores, including one with Jadeveon Clowney on the sideline with an injury to his midsection. The Seahawks did manage two sacks on Aaron Rodgers, who passed Dan Marino for eighth on the all-time list of career postseason passing yards, but failed to force a single turnover and couldn’t get off the field when it needed to.

The Packers’ offense, which struggled to find consistency all season, was 9 of 14 on third down and 3 for 3 in the red zone.

The Seahawks finished 2019 with the 26th-ranked defense in the NFL. Seattle had the 27th-ranked passing defense and was ranked 22nd against the run.

https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/article/Seattle-defense-struggles-in-season-ending-loss-14970143.php

 

The Conversation. An early and disturbing look at the Surveillance State

The Conversation is a most disturbing film. Shot in San Francisco in the mid 1970’s the film was awarded the top prize at Cannes.  The opening scene in Union Square is timeless.  It is available on Amazon Prime.

The New Yorker – Michael Sragow

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The writer-director Francis Ford Coppola took a suggestion from his fellow-filmmaker Irvin Kershner to check out the expanding world of electronic eavesdropping, and developed it into a near-triumph about a guilt-wracked bugging master named Harry Caul (Gene Hackman), who believes that he hears intimations of murder on his surveillance tapes. When it premièred, in 1974, the movie’s technological tricks and sleek corporate backdrop evoked Watergate. Thanks to Walter Murch’s keen, intuitive sound montage and Hackman’s clammy, subtle performance, the movie captures a more elusive and universal fear—that of losing the power to respond, emotionally and morally, to the evidence of one’s own senses. Bespectacled and balding, Hackman conveys a clumsy sensitivity that compensates for the wispiness of the script; he’s abetted by John Cazale, as Caul’s assistant; Allen Garfield, as Caul’s competitor; and Cindy Williams, Frederick Forrest, and Robert Duvall, as the trio involved in the homicide plot.

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https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2015/apr/22/my-favourite-cannes-winner-the-conversation

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/great-movie-the-conversation-1974

Nashville Skyline. “Tell me it Isn’t True” they’re singing in Baltimore tonight

What a Shock. The Tennessee Titans totally dominate the Top Seed Baltimore Ravens and move to the AFC Championship game.

The appropriate song is “Tell Me It Isn’t True” from Bob Dylan’s Nashville Skyline album. 

Last week the Titans knocked off the New England Patriots.  Now This!!!!!

Breaking News 4.15.2019

USA Today 1.11.2020

BALTIMORE — Just like we all expected, right?

In a stunning and brilliant performance, the sixth-seeded Tennessee Titans crushed the top-seeded Baltimore Ravens on the road Saturday night, winning 28-12 to advance to their first AFC Championship Game since the 2002 season.

It was an absolutely clinical performance by Tennessee, which only just squeaked into the postseason but has found new life with ex-Dolphin Ryan Tannehill under center. Tannehill threw for a pair of touchdowns, Derrick Henry did Derrick Henry things (above) and the Titans’ defense made Lamar Jackson look mortal.

Baltimore, meanwhile, watched its franchise-best 14-2 season crumble, leaving some fans in shocked silence and others trudging toward the exit by the start of the fourth quarter.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/titans/2020/01/11/tennessee-titans-baltimore-ravens-score-afc-playoffs/4445567002/

 

49ers demolish Vikings’ season with overwhelming ground attack

Let the Minnesota newspaper talk about the San Francisco 49ers overwhelming playoff win made possible by a relentless ground attack.

Next stop. NFC championship game against either Green Bay or Seattle next Sunday afternoon.

Minneapolis Star Tribune  1.11.2020

– The Vikings’ season ended at Levi’s Stadium on Saturday, with a defeat so resounding that it dulled the euphoria of a last-second playoff win over the Saints for the second time in three years.

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But where their 38-7 loss to the Eagles in the NFC Championship Game two years ago felt like they’d been felled by a lightning strike, their 27-10 loss to the 49ers in the NFC divisional playoffs on Saturday saw the Vikings pummeled by an opponent that was methodical, unrelenting and, in the end, unquestionably superior.

Were the Vikings drained playing six days after an emotional wild-card win over the Saints (or physically depleted from a grueling season’s worth of games and practices)? Were they simply outclassed by the speed and ferocity of a 49ers defense that had answers for them at practically every turn?

Answering those questions will now be the offseason task of a regime that has reached the playoffs three times in five years — and made its case for stability after beating the 13-3 Saints on the road on Sunday — but as the season ended in San Francisco, what stood out most was perhaps the size of the gap between the Vikings and the team that will host the NFC Championship Game next Sunday.

The Vikings managed only seven first downs, running for just 21 — and no first downs — yards against a defense that beat the Vikings at the point of the attack and used fast linebackers to close off angles. It left Kirk Cousins vulnerable to San Francisco’s pass rush as he worked to convert third-and-longs, and aside from a deep ball that Stefon Diggs turned into a 41-yard touchdown, the quarterback appeared out of phase with his top two receivers at critical moments.

He misfired on a throw near the goal line for Diggs late in the second half, in what turned out to be the Vikings’ last decent chance to tie the game. With the Vikings down 17-10 in the second half, Richard Sherman intercepted a pass that Adam Thielen didn’t appear to be in position to catch.

http://www.startribune.com/vikings-season-ends-with-27-10-loss-to-49ers/566913882/

San Francisco DA Boudin keeps campaign vow. Begins immediate staff overhaul

DA Chesa Boudin vowed during his year long campaign to bring change to the District Attorney’s office. He moved in that direction today dismissing several hold over deputy district attorneys in face to face meetings.

DA Boudin will now move to put in place attorneys whom he feels can best assist him in implementing his vision of restorative justice. The mainstream media with a push from the SFPD and those who oppose his vision will speak loudly in the coming days.

Now is the time for those who worked tirelessly to elect Chesa to stand up again in his behalf.

San Francisco Chronicle 1.10.2020

Newly elected San Francisco District Attorney Chesa Boudin fired multiple prosecutors on Friday afternoon as he reshapes the office and begins implementing his progressive vision two days after being sworn in.

At least six attorneys were fired, possibly more, including several managing attorneys in the office’s criminal division.

“I had to make difficult staffing decisions today in order to put in place a management team that will help me accomplish the work I committed to do for San Francisco,” Boudin said in a statement.

Among those fired, according to multiple sources, were Michael Swart, managing attorney of the office’s Homicide Unit, Todd Barrett and Linda Allen, managing attorneys in the General Felonies Unit, Ana Gonzalez, managing attorney in the office’s Gang Unit, Tom Ostly, a trial attorney in the Crime Strategies Unit and Kara Lacey, a felony trial attorney.

Allen prosecuted Jamal Trulove, who was convicted for a 2007 murder and sentenced to 50 years to life. He was later acquitted during a retrial in 2015 and won a $13.1 million settlement from the city after a jury found the officers in the case fabricated evidence and failed to disclose exculpatory evidence.

Boudin brought Trulove in as an advisor during his transition to help create a second look and conviction integrity unit.

Several attorneys in the office spoke to The Chronicle on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to reporters. The attorneys described a tense afternoon Friday, in which Boudin called the people he fired into his office one-by-one to deliver the news.

The effect on the morale of the other attorneys, they said, was devastating. Many people in the office, though, were relieved to still have jobs, the sources said.

The move was reminiscent of when Terence Hallinan was elected district attorney in 1995 and promptly fired 14 attorneys — or 10% of the 116 prosecutors in the office at the time— after being sworn in. Currently, there are around 135 prosecutors in the office of roughly 300 employees.

But unlike Hallinan, who delivered three-paragraph letters to the attorneys he axed, Boudin fired nearly all of the attorneys face-to-face. Those who had already left the office for the day, he told over the phone.

All of the prosecutors are “at will” employees and not subject to civil service protections. The city charter allows Boudin to fire them without giving a reason. Some of the fired attorneys, though, said they may pursue legal action.

Some were not surprised by the firings. Boudin ran on a campaign promising to end charging gang enhancements and many observers expected him to disband the Gang Unit, which Gonzalez headed.

Swart is a hard-charging homicide prosecutor known for his brash style in the courtroom. Ostly was an attorney in the Crime Strategies Unit. He was in the middle of prosecuting a multi-million dollar fencing bust announced last month by interim District Attorney Suzy Loftus.

Boudin was sworn in by Mayor London Breed on Wednesday night and delivered a rousing speech to hundreds of his supporters in which he promised to confront racial disparities in the criminal justice system, work to end mass incarceration, and hold police more accountable in cases of brutality.

He was elected in November in a tight race between four candidates. Boudin, a former deputy public defender, ran the furthest to the left, promising to reshape the city’s legal system.

Boudin also promised to focus on violent crime, leaving many in the office questioning why he let go many of his most experienced felony attorneys.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/New-SF-District-Attorney-fires-multiple-14966620.php

The Catch. ‘Ask for Bud’: What the 49ers ticket market looked like in 1982

The January 10, 1982 playoff game referenced here was arguably the best 49ers game in the team’s history.

I was there, sitting in Section 28 in the upper deck with a fantastic view of The Catch by Dwight Clark which propelled the Niners to their first ever Super Bowl.

I was hoarse from yelling for the next two days.

San Francisco Chronicle 1.9.2020

A modern reading of classified ads for 1982 NFC Championship game tickets between the 49ers and Dallas Cowboys proves that every one of the sellers was a loser.

Assuming they weren’t unloading surplus seats, or putting the money directly into 1982 Apple stock, there is no way even a couple hundred dollars per ticket was worth missing out on the 49ers’ 28-27 win in “The Catch” game, arguably the single greatest sporting event in Bay Area history.

But the most striking takeaway, when looking at the old classifieds, is the incredible hassle of ticket transactions in 1982. Say what you want about the effect of screen time on our social skills. At least no one has to make a long-distance call to Larry in Napa to find out what “or best offer” means.

With Saturday’s, Jan. 11, divisional playoff game between the 49ers and Minnesota Vikings, we searched the Chronicle archive to find out how people sold 49ers playoff tickets in the 1980s, before StubHub, the internet and smartphones. The only possible way to explain this to someone under 30 years old is with the classified ads themselves …

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

Photo: Chronicle archive

This was always the first step in securing a ticket transfer in 1982: You picked up your landline, dialed seven numbers on your rotary phone (Oakland and Palo Alto were still in the 415 area code!) and asked for Bud.

That started a half-day chain of events that might involve driving 55 miles, meeting in a Mill Valley McDonald’s, somehow realizing you were at the wrong Mill Valley McDonald’s, finally finding Bud and maybe walking away with a ticket for the agreed price.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

Photo: Chronicle archive

Looking in three days of San Francisco Chronicle classifieds before the NFC playoff game, $325 was the most expensive ticket. These prices were considered to be insane; the team was just two years past a 2-14 season, when it was difficult to even give away 49ers tickets.

The least-expensive seats we found in the classified ads cost $35, but let’s put an asterisk next to that. Bay Area crime rates were high in 1982, so the reasonable classifieds assumption was that any ticket priced below $75 was being sold by someone who wanted to participate in a kidnapping or robbery.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

Photo: Chronicle archive

A collect call, kids, was a move made with the help of an operator — think Siri, but a real person — who would facilitate a deal to reverse long-distance charges so they were paid by the recipient of the call. (What are long-distance charges? Additional telephone fees, established to ensure that if your girlfriend went to a different college, you would quickly have to break up.)

It’s the 1982 ticket sale version of a home buyer making an offer with no contingencies. An act of good faith, from someone who wanted everybody else to do the work.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

Photo: Chronicle archive

Not a lot to say about this, except dedicated Chronicle classified readers of years past know that while bartering was still common in the classified ads in 1982, it’s very doubtful this seller ever got his sports car or pickup truck. The classified kept running until the day of the game.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

Photo: Chronicle archive

This is the hero of our story.

Not only are the tickets being offered at below-gouging prices, but the seller makes it clear they’re refusing to hand the tickets over to Dallas Cowboys fans. #Salute

SUBSCRIBER BENEFIT

Did you know you have 10% off at San Francisco Wine School?

Not sure how the seller enforced this. I’m hoping that Mr. 584-6248 or Ms. 587-4085 gave each potential buyer a quiz, confirming that the caller knew that Fred Quillan was the starting center for the 49ers, and Dwight Hicks was the team’s interception leader with nine.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

A San Francisco Chronicle classified advertisement from Jan. 7, 1982.

Photo: Chronicle archive

The 50-yard-line seats were the most expensive for the 1982 49ers/Cowboys game, but everyone in 2019 knows these were the ones to buy. You’re not paying for the ticket, you’re paying for the memory. And whoever bought these tickets for $166 each was probably about 10 yards away from Dwight Clark’s franchise-changing “The Catch.” (Or 130 yards away, depending on the end zone.)

Tickets at Levi’s Stadium for this weekend’s NFC Division playoff game against the Minnesota Vikings are going for between $222 and $23,500 on the secondary market. After looking at the classified marketplace in 1982, that seems like a pretty fair deal.

Peter Hartlaub is The San Francisco Chronicle’s pop culture critic. Email: phartlaub@sfchronicle.com Twitter: @PeterHartlaub

Jan. 10, 1982: The scoreboard after the San Francisco 49ers victory over the Dallas Cowboys at Candlestick Park.

Jan. 10, 1982: The scoreboard after the San Francisco 49ers victory over the Dallas Cowboys at Candlestick Park.

Photo: Mike Maloney / The Chronicle 1982